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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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bloogue:

prbuick11:

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

bloogue look!!

HE FACE PLANTS AWWW

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boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

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ciarasaurs:

I read porn in public places wbu

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joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….what is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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The man who appalls violence, never carrying a gun. But this is the truth, Doctor.

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there’s  a tree with sap that looks like blood

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I’m not sure I do.

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I get that you’re going through a hard time right now and it isn’t any of my business, but I just want you to know that you matter. Always. You’re loved by someone. You don’t need to suffer on your own, just talk to someone, anyone. You are worth it and deserve to be here, so please stay.

Feel free to vent here or help others with their situation.

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Every day, the maze runners follow the same procedure. (x)

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